The guy at starbucks called my friend “Hanukkah,” a month ago. STILL laughing at him.
attempting to get her dicked by the worker.
time to light the menorah!
My friends are gems -_- Obviously everyone has their priorities straight lmfao
(Source: eternalfairytales)
Someone thought my name was Hannukkah today because it’s OBVIOUSLY practically identical to my real name, Cristina.
My friends are trying to marry me off so they can be in an Armenian wedding. It’s great to know they have my best interest in mind -_- I think I’m having a wedding shower soon….
I wonder who the groom is. Anyone know if it’s legal to marry yourself? Hahaa
Awkward moment when your best friend knows who you’d like about three months before you do.
